DUKE CANNON BIG ASS LUMP OF COAL SOAP

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.

It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. 

Product Specs: 
3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal 
Made in the USA by humans, not elves
May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty 
According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys. 
Size: 10 oz.